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“Hey, remember when you had a crush on-“
Girl: I’d rather be called beautiful than sexy

lmaogtfo:

Guy: You’re beautiful

Girl: No I’m not

Guy:

When you’re starving and your parents ask you what you want for dinner:
stripedsweater:

It worked, Patrick! I scared everybody!
Yeah! I guess it was your pink hat.
Pink hat? Oh, that’s not a hat. That’s my brain.
Ohhh.
AHH!!!!!

stripedsweater:

It worked, Patrick! I scared everybody!

Yeah! I guess it was your pink hat.

Pink hat? Oh, that’s not a hat. That’s my brain.

Ohhh.

AHH!!!!!

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